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This is how New Year's Eve is going to go down:

makunahatata: -expelliarmus-: 11:50 PM YOU GUYS. TIME TO BRING OUT.. THE FIZZY APPLE JUICE! 11:59 PM 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1.. JANUARY 1ST, 2011 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Me and my brother: I HAVEN’T POOPED SINCE LAST YEAR. I HAVEN’T SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR. HEY, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE LAST YEAR. That goes on for a while. yup.

Dec 31st

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I got a crush on you

When my crush approaches me this way: I pretend to be calm: And when he’s gone I look: I’ll start texting my friends about what happened: And my friends are happier than me: I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:

Dec 30th

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I hate it when people take pictures of their face

and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.

Dec 30th

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Expectation vs. Reality.

plaindave: faindylicious: Expectation: Reality: HAHAHAHH! I FOLLOWED SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE OF THISS POST.

Dec 28th

I hate it when

wsupjd: you’re texting on the bus and the person sitting next to you is watching you text or looking at your phone while you text….. it really scares me… having that person’s scary face all up on my business….

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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I would bitch slap you, but that would be...

wtfrancheska:

Dec 27th

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Anonymous asked: hi

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: hi

Dec 27th

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I wish i could Google anything. I'd search "where...

Dec 27th

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Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...

makunahatata: I had.. a nintendo DS. But I only had nintendogs, and that was the extent of my ~technology use~

Dec 27th

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I hate it when my door's closed then someone comes...

llanamielle: And when they leave they don’t close the door so I gotta get up and close it again

Dec 27th

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Dec 23rd

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-panicatthemaine: jackbaracat: If you watch...

Dec 23rd

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Reblog if when there is people behind you when you...

Dec 23rd

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everyone is talking about the new login page..

watchmelove: and i’m just sitting here like: you guys sign out?

Dec 23rd

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Jerk. I hate you

Dec 23rd

You're on the phone, and you hear your parent's...

wsupjd:

Dec 23rd

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Welcome to my life

turnaroundbrighteyes89: skittlesscorpio: anothershipwreck: I should probably do my homework. *Looks at the clock. Never mind, I have lots of time! *Goes on Tumblr. *Looks at the clock again; 30 minutes before bed time. That’s okay. My homework is easy. *Opens the textbook. Story of my life. **repeat This happens every day.

Dec 22nd

creativity strikes at midnight.: Never Ending. →

midnightisbetterthantwilight: Emma glanced over at Daniel and Rupert , her eyes blurry. The last Harry Potter scene she would ever film. “Okay ready guys? And ACTION.” David Yates,the director called out. She closed her eyes and once again let herself get lost in the world of Harry…

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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.