December 2011
alex gaskarth blog entries: There is a legacy in the making, being traced in the sands of time, tripped up and slowed by fleeting wishes that come and go like summer rain, carried on the wings of an undying faith in a promise that there is something on the other side of the horizon worth being found. I am drawn to that unknown like a fish on a line, yet, the hands of fiends lay claim to idle stride— and from the top of every tower, of every wall built to stand in my way, they perch, punching holes in the Earth and filling them with oceans of misguided ambition that I am forced to sail, blindly, on the ebbs and swells of my lost hopes and dreams.
alex gaskarth lyrics: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHES SUCH A BITCH
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Signing into Facebook and not talking to anyone
wowfunniestposts:
Just stare at peoples statuses like
FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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the-absolute-best-gifs:
My exact reaction to this:
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Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
